tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85253510065786562322024-03-12T22:59:08.089-07:00Monopolise!Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-42942049739201402962011-10-08T12:12:00.000-07:002011-10-08T12:19:55.367-07:00Consett: Sore Throats & Breakdancing!<div style="text-align: justify;">♫ Cole Porter and Gershwin too. <br />
Irving Berlin and Sondheim knew. <br />
Y'gotta kick some butt before you go. <br />
Or it's no show. ♫<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6cb2e3XBphfHPvQy9Wq3sgnBuDA3m-iXt1BWRPKQsV5JQaFmuKCHZgiNzURpWUs2G_AX0TLd53Ts0bHBaMhllxvrHa4JWak2TrdWrylf0d5VX8cw7DekUy7XZhNMnPPR8yTzRDvl4iy4/s1600/PICT0103.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="317px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6cb2e3XBphfHPvQy9Wq3sgnBuDA3m-iXt1BWRPKQsV5JQaFmuKCHZgiNzURpWUs2G_AX0TLd53Ts0bHBaMhllxvrHa4JWak2TrdWrylf0d5VX8cw7DekUy7XZhNMnPPR8yTzRDvl4iy4/s320/PICT0103.JPG" width="320px" /></a></div>Friday night of this week saw the final performance - for 2011, anyway - of <em>Monopolise! </em>at yer actual Consett Empire Theatre in good old County of DurHam. We got <a href="http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/entertainment-in-newcastle/theatre/2011/10/06/preview-monopolise-the-empire-theatre-consett-72703-29547076/">a very nice preview</a> from Gordon Barr in the <i>Crocodile</i>.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk88hJOc4w79amzN_M_uLEQvE2MMNR7s5qNtEOdYhHjSKj3_VibnwUIbEdwgpCPnm-u8oDvksEoOd-CmyW-fm7kgm4uNHKsuvYrM6Gt-RAKWR_k82IcwoBIxanlgZSBUy1fgBhyphenhyphenooCW6Q/s1600/consett+empire.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="152px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk88hJOc4w79amzN_M_uLEQvE2MMNR7s5qNtEOdYhHjSKj3_VibnwUIbEdwgpCPnm-u8oDvksEoOd-CmyW-fm7kgm4uNHKsuvYrM6Gt-RAKWR_k82IcwoBIxanlgZSBUy1fgBhyphenhyphenooCW6Q/s320/consett+empire.jpg" width="225px" /></a></div>The last <i>Monopolise!</i> of 2011 went off with something of a bang-ette. A decent-sized (and <i>very</i> enthusiastic) crowd, probably the second best performance so far (nothing was going to <em>quite</em> match South Shields) and all this despite poor old Mark having a <i>terrible</i> time with his vocal chords (to be honest, he was under doctor's advice not even be <em>talking</em> let alone singing). So, Shecky was a wee bit more husky than usual when singing his verse of 'It Wasn't Me' this time around. <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikfZJbe7Ytbtgpe8b9Uuq8ktdrKZlH7qdgxdToLr0XQXEuIEIVLoJXteLGK_y7jZ5GulLjTlJss5XuFhgyXpf99tJBQXU1DCHABUsmTwnzPO-ouriyOotGUuPReLzSJsIOdG2xPJQ3aUI/s1600/the+stars.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="234px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikfZJbe7Ytbtgpe8b9Uuq8ktdrKZlH7qdgxdToLr0XQXEuIEIVLoJXteLGK_y7jZ5GulLjTlJss5XuFhgyXpf99tJBQXU1DCHABUsmTwnzPO-ouriyOotGUuPReLzSJsIOdG2xPJQ3aUI/s320/the+stars.jpg" width="320px" /></a></div>This, obviously, necessitated a few minor script changes (like, it being Chief Danno O'Hara who did all the - off-stage - shouts during 'The Latino Hypnotist Song'). We also benefited hugely from the debut performance of Chief Constable Victor Foxtrot's grandson, Fortescue, played by young Connor Joseph who did a bit thoroughly sharp body-poppin', with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the baseball cap on backwards and all that during 'The Cop Rap.' Clearly, when we transfer the show to the West End, we're gonna have to drag Connor along with us as he got the biggest round of applause of the night. <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkUoIBYIfJKxrBRbK1DhAsEDYldn_ZawuPgeJvhqW5rN2foiJi0KLQYQfIr8DJy1-Oe6pwxK1yqgB4oU8Jjj-s1qUcP-y4bqNSV88sNVVIj3DD2qenwGDBUpbycEqITmbZlGxhfBrBeqg/s1600/the+marxist+brothers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkUoIBYIfJKxrBRbK1DhAsEDYldn_ZawuPgeJvhqW5rN2foiJi0KLQYQfIr8DJy1-Oe6pwxK1yqgB4oU8Jjj-s1qUcP-y4bqNSV88sNVVIj3DD2qenwGDBUpbycEqITmbZlGxhfBrBeqg/s320/the+marxist+brothers.jpg" width="320px" /></a></div>So, that's it for 2011, folks. Yer actual Keith Telly Topping and Mister Alfred Joey OBE ended the night scoffing a very nice bag of chips n gravy on Consett High Street (from the chippie next door to the, ahem, 'Gentleman's Club') before retiring back to our respective gaffs to plot our next move. Ah, it's a rock n roll showbiz lifestyle we lead, ladies and gentlemen. <br />
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♫ We've had the laughs, <br />
we've had the cheers. <br />
It's time to get the heck from here. <br />
At the Big Finish of the Big Finish song! ♫<br />
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But remember, dear blog reader, like James Bond <i>Monopolise! will</i> return. In 2012. </div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-48714296880611499752011-09-03T03:58:00.000-07:002011-09-03T08:47:29.915-07:00South Shields: The Corpse On The Stage (Rather Than The Copse)<div style="text-align: justify;">So, dear blog reader, <em>Monopolise!</em> had its first post-Edinburgh performance south of the banks of the bonnie River Tyne at the legendary Customs House in South Shields. This was the first public performance of the extended two-act version including all of the various bits and pieces which we'd dropped to get the length down to fifty eight minutes for Edinburgh. ('Oh Mr Daniels', the <em>On The Town </em>sequence, <em>Leslie Whicker's Guide To Londinium</em>, more <em>Parkie</em>, more Hansen and Lawro, more Lucky and Mabel, more Boris and more Victor Foxtrot). <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrBGeWHe6T7UegRcRc3YDFNn_KgocAx4e7EcIa-EgrfqL4rOXem3iCxCoJIQxX6PKrOgPhH5SfK8rDY64iaTFRDngnv4ZVG38MFcGGJ8z30HNUvueWINT3bxlrUqjAEFToBNu7SA8SkvY/s1600/Pict0102.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="272px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrBGeWHe6T7UegRcRc3YDFNn_KgocAx4e7EcIa-EgrfqL4rOXem3iCxCoJIQxX6PKrOgPhH5SfK8rDY64iaTFRDngnv4ZVG38MFcGGJ8z30HNUvueWINT3bxlrUqjAEFToBNu7SA8SkvY/s320/Pict0102.jpg" width="320px" /></a></div>At least that was the plan, although audience laughter managed to set Alfie off on spectacular fit of corpsing during the Hansen and Lawro bit meaning the audience were deprived of half-a-dozen lines - including, tragically, the <i>Brokeback Mountain</i> allusion. It mattered, frankly, not-a-jot however, dear blog reader. Because, if you happen to have seen any of the previous performances - at Liverpool, Newcastle or Edinburgh - and also caught this one, <i>that</i>, ladies and gentlemen, is how it's <i>supposed</i> to be!<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFF0jyNo_G4q2O_3fGcUznk7jVH4_XvuFPWEVrGbM30vXZW2jQbaLH0PzFs1R6Vk8jHpZjdA6eXNsuPJB4767VhVMDDeRbdJtux0OMApDn7-aUpVpM4jd3y7WtJ52679HGzubSwuzg1Os/s1600/Pict0106.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="142px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFF0jyNo_G4q2O_3fGcUznk7jVH4_XvuFPWEVrGbM30vXZW2jQbaLH0PzFs1R6Vk8jHpZjdA6eXNsuPJB4767VhVMDDeRbdJtux0OMApDn7-aUpVpM4jd3y7WtJ52679HGzubSwuzg1Os/s320/Pict0106.jpg" width="320px" /></a></div>Thank goodness that the Customs House was the version we chose to have videoed for posterity. The two-act version allows, obviously, for more breathing space, more characterisation, more songs and more silliness. All of which meant a far less manic delivery than at Edinburgh. A relatively last minute addition - a slow reprise of 'Murder Is Around Me' at the start of the second act - was a useful indication of the necessary differences in tempos between the one and two act versions. There's time for reflection, for subtlety, for a bit more <i>soul</i> in the longer version.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJCAi3KlIKaNMLw8ves2196w7vdZFaq1ujRv1dAIQvddIF2h35wTb3yP7h1szzQ67FtAjLBusl2lFdm8tAw8ZyzbrR9xDpTsq4agcEegBGfCWRw86piDIR-UO5E0bkuaGCkWdmids_XcI/s1600/Pict0103.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="234px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJCAi3KlIKaNMLw8ves2196w7vdZFaq1ujRv1dAIQvddIF2h35wTb3yP7h1szzQ67FtAjLBusl2lFdm8tAw8ZyzbrR9xDpTsq4agcEegBGfCWRw86piDIR-UO5E0bkuaGCkWdmids_XcI/s320/Pict0103.jpg" width="320px" /></a></div>We had a <i>super</i> audience - lots of support from Mark's friends and family and from the BBC contingent - all of whom, gratifyingly, seemed to get the general idea and laughed in all the right places. (And a couple of the wrong ones, like when Alf's laughter went walkabout, admittedly!) and the Customs House itself is a lovely space. Warm, encouraging and with beautiful acoustics - aided, this time, by Alf being mic'd up for the first time. Mind you, he did have a bit of trouble with the radio mic during rehearsals. Particularly every time he took Boris's hat off. <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGFTH6jZqXRfiNH-N0f_eu8JeVmwsQ_BHg-UGfZk_30L43qqnGnZaShSTIbfL25a_x5sQla6hmCTJUN5qsqHep433UDgXyBnupraWkwOzn_KqukrFmDLfZrwOdc17ogQ7hZ68Rlj_3AcE/s1600/Pict0105.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGFTH6jZqXRfiNH-N0f_eu8JeVmwsQ_BHg-UGfZk_30L43qqnGnZaShSTIbfL25a_x5sQla6hmCTJUN5qsqHep433UDgXyBnupraWkwOzn_KqukrFmDLfZrwOdc17ogQ7hZ68Rlj_3AcE/s320/Pict0105.jpg" width="252px" /></a></div>Thankfully, however, passing taxis didn't interfere with the radio mic (we had speculated before hand on what to do if, for example, 'Moonlight and Chocolates' had been interrupted by a sudden burst of 'Fred, I've got a pick up for ya on Ocean Road').<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_aH-HxucZWWkF9ucuTAnoNJ2ptoQ9lcj4Pp97fNkK9VnChJg-Qhrlzv-t9ChSt3Ys3GtbcI47hbxe_HCeOzS-gR2iYBpW8daKa1eHECVk2kjZOvSYTetvGeXnN1YaWd7AISExqzEQ3CI/s1600/Pict0108.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_aH-HxucZWWkF9ucuTAnoNJ2ptoQ9lcj4Pp97fNkK9VnChJg-Qhrlzv-t9ChSt3Ys3GtbcI47hbxe_HCeOzS-gR2iYBpW8daKa1eHECVk2kjZOvSYTetvGeXnN1YaWd7AISExqzEQ3CI/s320/Pict0108.jpg" width="231px" /></a></div>For those who asked afterwards, and there were a couple, the songs are, in order: 'Murder Is Around Me', 'I'm Lucky', 'Moonlight and Chocolates', 'Don't Go To London', 'I'm Gonna Take Myself Shopping', 'The Policeman's Song', 'The Latino Hypnotist Song', 'I Should Be So Lucky', 'Monopolise!', 'Murder Is Around Me (Reprise)', 'The Cop Rap', 'It Wasn't Me', 'Oh, Mr Daniels', 'I'm Under London' and 'The Big Finish.' Lyrics by A Joey (with occasional assistance from yer actual K Telly Topping), music by M Deeks. Except for 'I Should Be So Lucky' which, erm, wasn't. <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6vw0uTHzvUr4RuezOnzmcX-n22bTFi8SlYj1UW9sXt4lyN0kdp0KtNNTIE0qajpjAQ7c4QHkBM53AJrAIaZSZ2pKtk_UG4DDXGBSnwKNCm1kIDs2HEaTGbM3mP4qK1VgAe4_pZNcqxLw/s1600/Pict0104.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6vw0uTHzvUr4RuezOnzmcX-n22bTFi8SlYj1UW9sXt4lyN0kdp0KtNNTIE0qajpjAQ7c4QHkBM53AJrAIaZSZ2pKtk_UG4DDXGBSnwKNCm1kIDs2HEaTGbM3mP4qK1VgAe4_pZNcqxLw/s320/Pict0104.jpg" width="200px" /></a></div>So, a very successful evening all round it would seem. Certainly the reaction in the bar afterwards, and subsequent feedback on <i>Facebook</i> and <i>Twitter</i> has been <i>hugely</i> positive. The blog will bring you any reviews as and when we get them. By the way, please note in the next picture the use of a feather duster to replace the proper Fred Astaire-style cane that Alf had acquired, but managed to leave in Edinburgh. Needs must, and all that ... <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiixL1BEGprDyxC6VC3ACeMvxheIK8YuddORlm54CfPB3ksRIaKmNPutiuBlZoqrPPTuQHtw9dfDaiowjUdY2TRa8VFopBt2U0evPi8RV-DND8VhLbhE4DbVIaMruon4oggXzqhmJtQWZE/s1600/avlfh.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="171px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiixL1BEGprDyxC6VC3ACeMvxheIK8YuddORlm54CfPB3ksRIaKmNPutiuBlZoqrPPTuQHtw9dfDaiowjUdY2TRa8VFopBt2U0evPi8RV-DND8VhLbhE4DbVIaMruon4oggXzqhmJtQWZE/s320/avlfh.jpg" width="236px" /></a></div>Oh, and of the course the single most important point of the night, this time Chief Danno O'Hara got his line in uninterrupted. Equity rates, and all that, be fair ladies and gentlemen. <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmlB68WLZhnQnhD8J3sBrjEcHEiu_lLrdQUpSu8nRo3kTPaB4AKlsfZ3psYAXLoKe2cIM8ZA74hAmBvSAEpNr_x55qccAcRMk0G5bV7czBSNZirtsyxxKjOQV5UnyFjhFIfp45flmHqF4/s1600/Pict0109.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmlB68WLZhnQnhD8J3sBrjEcHEiu_lLrdQUpSu8nRo3kTPaB4AKlsfZ3psYAXLoKe2cIM8ZA74hAmBvSAEpNr_x55qccAcRMk0G5bV7czBSNZirtsyxxKjOQV5UnyFjhFIfp45flmHqF4/s320/Pict0109.jpg" width="255px" /></a></div>Right, before we go a few necessary bits of housekeeping and a few links to which your attention should be drawn. Firstly there was a very good <i>Northern Echo</i> interview with Alf from earlier in the year in which <i>Monopolise!</i> was <a href="http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/leisure/entertainment/theatre/features/8831661.MC_hammers_at_door_of_fame/">mentioned at length</a>. Shortly before the Edinburgh <i>sojourn</i> - there you go, didn't know this blogger was barely monolingual, did you? - the <i>Chronicle</i>'s Gordon Barr did <a href="http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_6783/is_2011_August_2/ai_n57935874/">a short preview piece</a>. As did the <i>Fringe Preview</i> <a href="http://www.edinburghspotlight.com/2011/07/fringe-preview-alfie-joey-monopolise/">webpage</a>. And, finally, we highlighted this after the Newcastle show but it's worth highlighting again, Ed Waugh gave us a delightful review which was published in both the <a href="http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/leisure/entertainment/theatre/review/9153321.Alfie_Joey__Monopolise_Live_Theatre__Newcastle/"><i>Northern Echo</i></a> and the <i>Shields Gazette</i>.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV_lMxH95JXL9te5KOHp3GWWm1EsgroetTH3Fz93Gzhy4BmD2BdWxsa9sSf95KjpGMmfkAnaPGLCY3QuPwQwXk1jgRso23lwWLnUHna-djh3NAZ3dv24grDT2GlQAI7RmWPhqWo_8DcAQ/s1600/our+story+begins.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="190px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV_lMxH95JXL9te5KOHp3GWWm1EsgroetTH3Fz93Gzhy4BmD2BdWxsa9sSf95KjpGMmfkAnaPGLCY3QuPwQwXk1jgRso23lwWLnUHna-djh3NAZ3dv24grDT2GlQAI7RmWPhqWo_8DcAQ/s320/our+story+begins.JPG" width="250px" /></a></div>The next performance of <i>Monopolise!</i> - the last of 2011 - will take place at the <a href="http://www.leisureworksonline.co.uk/empiredetail.cfm?item=1167">Consett Empire Theatre</a> on Friday 7 October. So that gives Alf plenty more time to fiddle with the script a bit more! Book online or call the Box Office on 01207 218 171. This was a public service announcement. </div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-26988939522594498942011-08-24T00:12:00.001-07:002011-08-24T00:12:54.008-07:00Those Responsible<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifEvB9MxN9VrVRi9WV20jIA0Wlo02Fhz7jesBzBOELa21sZzGjzOLl3IGetH8yZ00JmUGQjVu6z8-QvvM2VetZI2woJqQckWbi97n66ZdbkZDp5F9JuOUUDd_NbFTrpAl9c5lnX9JyPoQ/s1600/edinbrugh.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240px" qaa="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifEvB9MxN9VrVRi9WV20jIA0Wlo02Fhz7jesBzBOELa21sZzGjzOLl3IGetH8yZ00JmUGQjVu6z8-QvvM2VetZI2woJqQckWbi97n66ZdbkZDp5F9JuOUUDd_NbFTrpAl9c5lnX9JyPoQ/s320/edinbrugh.jpg" width="320px" /></a></div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-58043738608700378882011-08-23T06:05:00.000-07:002011-08-24T03:17:01.266-07:00Beyond The Fringe (And, Indeed, Sanity)<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.justinmoorhouse.com/category/season-sabbatical/">'I've never seen as much go into one show!'</a><br />
Justin Moorhouse on <i>Monopolise!</i><br />
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So dear blog reader, the almost mythical and legendary one-off performance of <i>Monopolise!</i> at the 2011 Edinburgh Comedy Festival passed off on Monday evening. Not without incident, admittedly. Whilst Mark pootled up to Scotchland under his own steam, Alfie and Keith's <i>Thelma & Louise</i>-style road-trip began at some bleeding obscure hour of the ... <i>night</i>, frankly. And included, <i>en route</i> a brief stopover on the hard shoulder near Dunbar so that Alf could report in to <i>The Breakfast Show</i> - hosted, in Alfie and Charlie's duel absence, by Simon Pryde. Check it out <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00jqdnr">here</a> at approximately two hours and twelve minutes into the show. After a light breakfast near Arthur's Seat (Arthur himself wasn't too bothered, apparently), the day continued with Alf's appearance on the great Fred MacAulay's <i>MacAulay and Co</i> on BBC Scotland at the BBC Village in central Edinburgh. <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQD8cgZQjqr_Px9dzG50bVfYlkbKcd2xfasuCjp-MqKOgl4vbjlIeRoyRQ-lwyfsBM_zy43myVangIfQ93dds8-J24nvUtv6ZQnt3kIfF6H0BF8r1nw8_MIDRxIUY8WNoyPXkPJwvSaGw/s1600/Pict0115.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQD8cgZQjqr_Px9dzG50bVfYlkbKcd2xfasuCjp-MqKOgl4vbjlIeRoyRQ-lwyfsBM_zy43myVangIfQ93dds8-J24nvUtv6ZQnt3kIfF6H0BF8r1nw8_MIDRxIUY8WNoyPXkPJwvSaGw/s320/Pict0115.jpg" width="320px" /></a></div>We had the laughs, we had the cheers, it was, indeed, time to get the heck from ... there. But not before we got the following, ringing, endorsement from the very lovely Jim Little on <em>Facebook</em>: 'Really enjoyed Alfie Joey in <i>Monopolise!</i> in the Pleasance CourtYard this evening. A cracking good show, well worth seeing. It was good to see Keith Topping reading the paper and keeping out of mischief!' Well, almost, Jim. Although I could tell you a few stories about wrist injuries and cut lines. <i>Satnfatnrantbatnsatndockdasterdly</i>.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsKBIvab7z1OOVOM3C8fG9NfBEUGNZv69Udwb9SJI-Ntvg3XrrJh4oLIR-yvONVpTrB9pQY-jbvmNz3kbsdy_0srIJ0ol_uOvK-pA754CjTQ-s2S3kj_5oIUZXdn_UTrM-efAvDBltrnM/s1600/Pict0116.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="231px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsKBIvab7z1OOVOM3C8fG9NfBEUGNZv69Udwb9SJI-Ntvg3XrrJh4oLIR-yvONVpTrB9pQY-jbvmNz3kbsdy_0srIJ0ol_uOvK-pA754CjTQ-s2S3kj_5oIUZXdn_UTrM-efAvDBltrnM/s320/Pict0116.jpg" width="308px" /></a></div>An hour in the bar, a dodgy kebab in Leith and then it was off home. We briefly paused in the <a href="http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/245163">Purdy Lodge Service Station</a> (check it out, if you're passing, it's great) to have a look at <i>Facebook</i> and <i>Twitter</i> for messages of support, sympathy, or chastisement for that matter. Briefly, we considered lying to all of our friends that we were, at that very moment, in bed with a bottle of brandy, a nose full of blow and a couple of hookers. But, then we thought better of it and made in back to Newcastle, vaguely, in one piece. <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivHYW2w6Bx6f3NqRZ93T7-lMqTex24b1MgDGn-bHOxqWcQyeifcB0F_KzTNJTT-53dXgdz11q2EnOssGLN-FjAja_d4c4EEU25OrR4szKmWx8ydH7INafVrwJxxGrVdRWwIRYjf1xWcjw/s1600/our+story+begins.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="243px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivHYW2w6Bx6f3NqRZ93T7-lMqTex24b1MgDGn-bHOxqWcQyeifcB0F_KzTNJTT-53dXgdz11q2EnOssGLN-FjAja_d4c4EEU25OrR4szKmWx8ydH7INafVrwJxxGrVdRWwIRYjf1xWcjw/s320/our+story+begins.JPG" width="320px" /></a></div>So, for those interested, the next performance will be at <a href="http://www.customshouse.co.uk/theatre-details.aspx?id=596">South Shields Customs House on Friday 2 September</a>. That will be the slightly longer two-act version which will include Keith's Leslie Whicker bit, the entire <i>On The Town</i> sequence, the 'Oh Mr Daniels' routine which we dropped at Newcastle and then put back in at Edinburgh cos it's 'the best bloody song in the show' .... and a few other tiny bits and piece which you might not have seen before if you caught either the Liverpool or Newcastle shows. And, hopefully this time, the Carmeena Veranda mask will be where it should be when Lucky does the big reveal at the end. And, also, Keith <i>won't have his mother******* line cut again</i>. I'm just sayin', I'm not bitter nor nothing.<br />
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If we get any reviews from the Edinburgh show - other than, you know, 'the biggest load of tripe I have <em>ever</em> seen. That's an hour of my life I'll never get back' - then they'll be posted in due course.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1u6lKju7Qh7KLDiPhNps1EElGqYLaRQYCOdIDXmwBUhS-K7tM-nTAW0vAYOO4VUuE4g9QfG_yQAhQZnTrW6EnKqPY1VnBYXR5r1PP8sZkcCnd7Eq6kfJBFcqVQy17O-bIHHsjXv_On4Q/s1600/alfie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="123px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1u6lKju7Qh7KLDiPhNps1EElGqYLaRQYCOdIDXmwBUhS-K7tM-nTAW0vAYOO4VUuE4g9QfG_yQAhQZnTrW6EnKqPY1VnBYXR5r1PP8sZkcCnd7Eq6kfJBFcqVQy17O-bIHHsjXv_On4Q/s320/alfie.jpg" width="320px" /></a></div>This mildly-self-deprecating description of real-time events was provided in written evidence by Officer Danno O'Hara Telly Topping (available for panto). Who had his mother******* line cut! And has slept about three hours in the last twenty four. I'm never doing <i>that</i> again!</div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-65821492360366780832011-08-18T06:43:00.000-07:002011-08-18T12:21:02.969-07:00Pre Edinburgh Rehearsals<div style="text-align: justify;">And lo, dear blog reader, it did come to pass that on the eighteenth day of August, the Sainted Mr Joey sayeth onto his unwilling cohorts (particularly Keith Telly Topping who wanted to get home and watch the cricket), 'verily, let us go therefore onto BBC Newcastle - in a room well away from anybody broadcasting anything - and, there, let us caterwaul our way through a full (not dress) rehearsal of the Edinburgh shenanigans. For, is it not written that thou shalt not get a half-way decent four-line review in the <em>Daily Record</em> if thouest art not prepared?' <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyABmGB-9-BkAWybnq3Od_OUb_uPBR5ZeAY3zBAf9j4GVytDi32dgJ1GNtRNKbjIHhT8BZx6dM8AVq_XV8GOMdL2pb9oqX_iExiWboqhdgS3YJQRkm-5OV69qQ3TNUtmQLFNmLWz3bdX4/s1600/oscar+for+mr+joey.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyABmGB-9-BkAWybnq3Od_OUb_uPBR5ZeAY3zBAf9j4GVytDi32dgJ1GNtRNKbjIHhT8BZx6dM8AVq_XV8GOMdL2pb9oqX_iExiWboqhdgS3YJQRkm-5OV69qQ3TNUtmQLFNmLWz3bdX4/s320/oscar+for+mr+joey.JPG" width="250px" /></a></div>We're not sure you're <em>quite</em> ready for the Oscar yet, Alfie. <br />
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Oi, Groucho, there's a member of the proletariat in my soup.<br />
Don't say that too loudly, sir, or he may be oppressed by the crushing forces of capitalism.<br />
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Remember, if you're up for The Fringe, <i>Monopolise!</i> is on <a href="http://www.pleasance.co.uk/edinburgh/events/alfie-joey---monopolise">for one night only - 22 August upstairs at the Pleasance Courtyard</a>.</div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-27756576585635206892011-08-11T02:06:00.000-07:002011-08-11T02:06:27.623-07:00The Housewife's Choice<div style="text-align: justify;">There's a rather appealing interview with the legend that is Alfie Joey his very self at <a href="http://northeast.greatbritishlife.co.uk/article/bbc-newcastles-alfie-joey-does-stand-up-every-day-34791/">North East Life</a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_11D8mGEWAKOucrwqMxlOwUBDwH-P8fwvmPYvOentfBVEGGCGoQQn-PP1EmOQ-n_AzV2SbQwjL7fZE2ezGsSnxzVkhrWfMxvBlLD29ssJTC3y98zTLk1bZLn7BWuMaArY9IP0zJF7ddc/s1600/the+housewife%2527s+choice.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="205" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_11D8mGEWAKOucrwqMxlOwUBDwH-P8fwvmPYvOentfBVEGGCGoQQn-PP1EmOQ-n_AzV2SbQwjL7fZE2ezGsSnxzVkhrWfMxvBlLD29ssJTC3y98zTLk1bZLn7BWuMaArY9IP0zJF7ddc/s320/the+housewife%2527s+choice.jpg" width="136" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Michael Hamilton asks the questions.</div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-61886282043700157062011-07-21T05:05:00.000-07:002011-07-27T09:11:44.948-07:00Newcastle - The First ReviewThe authors are indebted to Ed Waugh for the following:<br />
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<b>Alfie Joey: Monopolise!<br />
Live Theatre, Newcastle</b><br />
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Alfie Joey's daytime job is co-hosting BBC Newcastle's breakfast show. Before he took up that position a few years ago he was Derrick in all seven series of BBC3 cult sitcom <i>Ideal</i> (with Johnny Vegas) and had built up an illustrious record on the national and international stand-up comedy scene; I last saw him sharing the bill at the Customs House with Sarah Millican. <br />
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Over the years, many 'pre-Edinburgh Fringe' shows have left me wondering why people of no discernable ability waste their time, energy and money aiming for that particular Holy Grail. This is different.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg77NuZsseaGCAj4nxR2TZgZ3Ti6mjiqE8m2fzREAFGBCnKrQ2eE46O71I0TjD7M6axLteUJd7wTongiOH5gEerjs4Vs-NtQGbNcyrBlcKbwWXy2OtdJkk1r6Gpe6THlp9WpmwbdahIBvk/s1600/monopolise.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="154" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg77NuZsseaGCAj4nxR2TZgZ3Ti6mjiqE8m2fzREAFGBCnKrQ2eE46O71I0TjD7M6axLteUJd7wTongiOH5gEerjs4Vs-NtQGbNcyrBlcKbwWXy2OtdJkk1r6Gpe6THlp9WpmwbdahIBvk/s320/monopolise.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>The central figure, a guy called Lucky Schwartz, narrates in the manner of Raymond Chandler’s Victor Marlowe. A murder has been committed in Atlanta, USA, and the trail leads to London where a murder takes place in Mayfair during the world Monopoly®™ championships. The tale eventually winds up in Newcastle.<br />
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Joey sings a dozen or so songs and plays around twenty characters, impersonating Fred Astaire, Bruce Forsythe (a hotelier!), Groucho Marx and Michael Parkinson <i>en route</i>.<br />
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It's silly and good fun. A few first night glitches were seized on by Alfie to wring out more laughter. Despite referencing murder, this is suitable for family viewing and well worth a visit when the show comes to the Customs House on Friday 2 September.'<br />
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Thanks Ed.<br />
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In other news, Alf and Keith just spent another lengthy writing session doing some trimming for Edinburgh (although, Mark will be happy to know that 'Oh, Mr Daniels' is back in for next time). <br />
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Remember, if you're up for The Fringe, <i>Monopolise!</i> is on <a href="http://www.pleasance.co.uk/edinburgh/events/alfie-joey---monopolise">for one night only - 22 August upstairs at the Pleasance Courtyard</a>.Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-1328705849163758992011-07-11T06:53:00.000-07:002011-07-11T06:53:44.700-07:00Edinburgh Fringe Pre-Publicity<div style="text-align: justify;">With his one-man comedy musical, star of BBC3 sitcom <em>Ideal</em> Alfie Joey is aiming to appeal to as broad an audience as possible. Even if his show – which is only on for one night – is about murder…<br />
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<b>Sum up your show in three words for us</b>:<br />
'Murderous family fun!'<br />
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More details <a href="http://www.edinburghspotlight.com/2011/07/fringe-preview-alfie-joey-monopolise/">here</a>.<br />
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Coming up on Friday of this very week we have the second - and last - pre-Edinburgh performance, at <a href="http://www.events-in-newcastle.co.uk/event-detail/Monopolise-460">Newcastle's <i>Live Theatre</i></a>.<br />
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Tickets are available, final (desperate) rehearsals will be taking place tomorrow and splendid time is guaranteed for all. Unless you don't like singing, dancing, comedy ... or murder. In which case, we can assure you the lighting, costume design and props are <i>brilliant</i>.<br />
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See you all there. </div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-3006230576117074212011-06-09T02:10:00.000-07:002011-07-01T12:41:01.032-07:00Edinburgh<div style="text-align: justify;">Leading British comedy website <a href="http://www.chortle.co.uk/shows/edinburgh_fringe_2011/a/19184/alfie_joey:_monopolise"><i>Chortle</i></a> has details of the <a href="http://www.pleasance.co.uk/edinburgh/events/alfie-joey---monopolise">Edinburgh show on 22 August</a>. For which tickets are now available via the website. In further news, in late May Alfie, Keith and Mark filmed a couple of short sequences with Sharuna Sagar from BBC's <strong>Look North</strong> for a two-part piece which will be shown around the time of the Edinburgh performance. The filmed segments including Alfie and Mark rehearsing the song 'Moonlight and Chocolates' at <a href="http://www.live.org.uk/whatson/categorydetails.php?id=9#318">the Live Theatre</a> and Alfie and Keith working on the script in - inevitably - the pub (Byker's The Cluny). Over a plate of chips. Amusingly, on the day that we'd planned to film the latter, there was <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8523794/Huge-fire-engulfs-Newcastle-scrapyard.html">that massive fire at the former Shepherd's scrapyard</a> which is, literally, a hundred yards from The Cluny. So, that was postponed until the following week. By which time the fire was, just about, out. </div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-24716736883781014982011-05-17T05:17:00.000-07:002011-05-17T05:17:42.976-07:00What's It All About, Alfie?<div style="text-align: justify;">Let the man himself explain, <a href="http://vimeo.com/23527429">here</a> - roughly 5:20 into the video. 'It's a family show even though it's about murder!'<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpc7kmjkDhChsMyXYkjDfkh8U-S0gaGDd3W0AtJMnQsrEi5NcrBMkh0NRMzbEmwZTHnpnrBIogZvr06pTp7M7g9598vXzkS8mY1S-ntwEFJ_E9g-dF12GdefLbw4SeHsMOzraYWZ7tyJI/s1600/alfie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="217" width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpc7kmjkDhChsMyXYkjDfkh8U-S0gaGDd3W0AtJMnQsrEi5NcrBMkh0NRMzbEmwZTHnpnrBIogZvr06pTp7M7g9598vXzkS8mY1S-ntwEFJ_E9g-dF12GdefLbw4SeHsMOzraYWZ7tyJI/s320/alfie.jpg" /></a></div></div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-3150803965305259462011-05-05T05:35:00.000-07:002011-05-05T05:51:11.280-07:00Liverpool: Day Do Doh, Don't Dey Doh?<div style="text-align: justify;">The debut live performance of <em>Monopolise!</em><strong> </strong>took place on Saturday 30 April at the Unity Theatre in Liverpool as Alfie and Mark played to a near-full house. The hour-long show actually overran a bit causing Alf to note on <em>Facebook </em>'there's a great show inside the one I did!' Local BBC radio celeb Simon Hoban was persuaded to join the fun on-stage and read a news bulletin. <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi38MLIsdhSwJ6Eln5nkoZlkKWv5wFneA1nn9tzU6UNaNFajt8M29x3srzqpVMleQ2lIOpVk2I_VxeTzGwxcbh2q_NqENzHb6azu83kzi8MIHNkHYYx29EgRq1eFS8O76qXKRoAtoFZfu4/s1600/liverpool.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320px" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi38MLIsdhSwJ6Eln5nkoZlkKWv5wFneA1nn9tzU6UNaNFajt8M29x3srzqpVMleQ2lIOpVk2I_VxeTzGwxcbh2q_NqENzHb6azu83kzi8MIHNkHYYx29EgRq1eFS8O76qXKRoAtoFZfu4/s320/liverpool.jpg" width="214px" /></a></div>Alfie adds that the characters of Boris and Victor went down particularly well and that a line yer actual Keith Telly Topping wrote - concerning 'the corpse in the copse' - got one of the biggest laughs of the night. Which was nice. It'll all make sense once you see the show, don't worry. <br />
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Meanwhile Alfie's been doing some publicity for the show including a preview event held at the <a href="http://www.live.org.uk/index.php">Live Theatre in Newcastle</a> this week, the venue which will host the show's next public performance on 15 July. Alf's done a podcast for Radio Teesdale, which you can check out <a href="http://www.canstream.co.uk/radioteesdale/index.php?id=1255">here</a> in which <i>Monopolise!</i> is discussed in some detail. On Thursday afternoon he's performing a few extracts from the show for the WI in Houghton. He's also been interviewed by the Chronicle and we'll have more details on that when it's published. We're also hoping to announce at least one more forthcoming date very soon. <br />
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Remember you can follow Alf on <em>Twitter</em> <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/alfiejoey">here</a>.</div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-14653978983654110602011-04-21T08:49:00.000-07:002011-05-05T05:48:59.885-07:00Rehearsal<div style="text-align: justify;"><em>Monopolise</em> comes to life ... In Mark's front room.<br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_djjLNeojHX2X8-M4J5zSmPTgNCeG8vCm1IreS7EFZNlvAAWPfkTsk7MfJOiU1HnQlE-gse4enY_DQ41S7QDriyTBAj5MJafTSgxzMOQj8_o1nAw5lFlerwSK9ffiDz08uq8EggPy6ew/s1600/PICT0103.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598064995372167218" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_djjLNeojHX2X8-M4J5zSmPTgNCeG8vCm1IreS7EFZNlvAAWPfkTsk7MfJOiU1HnQlE-gse4enY_DQ41S7QDriyTBAj5MJafTSgxzMOQj8_o1nAw5lFlerwSK9ffiDz08uq8EggPy6ew/s320/PICT0103.JPG" style="display: block; height: 320px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: justify; width: 208px;" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhitcjdtajiJSQqZmwvBfAaKq_FfqoZriQ6qB2GvFYL29Z3quchsZHwRFVMzD3__XOimMVZLwnKJGQUJuVKWsjfZPx0fCNVlXrBXDfWqIdCboNMB9xEn417tvAz9KVgrGuj73XxmqVSrpE/s1600/PICT0105.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598064997239977554" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhitcjdtajiJSQqZmwvBfAaKq_FfqoZriQ6qB2GvFYL29Z3quchsZHwRFVMzD3__XOimMVZLwnKJGQUJuVKWsjfZPx0fCNVlXrBXDfWqIdCboNMB9xEn417tvAz9KVgrGuj73XxmqVSrpE/s320/PICT0105.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 238px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: justify; width: 320px;" /></a>We hope to have some news of further dates and a showcase event shortly. In the mean time, remember, the first performance of <span style="font-style: italic;">Monopolise</span> will be at:- <strong><strong><a href="http://unitytheatreliverpool.co.uk/whats-on/atunitytheatre/details/14-alfie_joey.html#">Liverpool Unity Theatre</a></strong> Saturday 30 April</strong><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipZrMuzcp9oqTWIjZa72OgIKN8IOHIfJtLS_WvKwuWQhnZKB2WxK3ptXG6MLKKWVCOirlwj3yrtQhy3HEeFAbc9mxs8yXflDoeK0iLhzq5XCNGd51VJ31xLGFa9dlT1fslTv61NEslIzA/s1600/PICT0109_-_do_not_use%2521.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="306" width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipZrMuzcp9oqTWIjZa72OgIKN8IOHIfJtLS_WvKwuWQhnZKB2WxK3ptXG6MLKKWVCOirlwj3yrtQhy3HEeFAbc9mxs8yXflDoeK0iLhzq5XCNGd51VJ31xLGFa9dlT1fslTv61NEslIzA/s320/PICT0109_-_do_not_use%2521.JPG" /></a></div></div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525351006578656232.post-18074900015397533542011-04-15T08:38:00.000-07:002011-05-05T01:35:22.072-07:00Forthcoming Performances<div align="justify"><strong>Alfie Joey<br />
presents <br />
Monopolise</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYlFi5x4EmuxG_M1oJsC-UMtBN8r_sA2TMuapHSgTAnjYgyu7lam3XyTdQWrfDUuU_Sk0HxaMYJys8r7FarBz9Bj0tmWLT-DfXhDT5M4Wwci87F4G7RbhuG2C9qOZ65_CB233Lymq8g9U/s1600/alfie.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595850614217204658" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYlFi5x4EmuxG_M1oJsC-UMtBN8r_sA2TMuapHSgTAnjYgyu7lam3XyTdQWrfDUuU_Sk0HxaMYJys8r7FarBz9Bj0tmWLT-DfXhDT5M4Wwci87F4G7RbhuG2C9qOZ65_CB233Lymq8g9U/s320/alfie.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 304px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 281px;" /></a>The Godlike Genius that is Alfie Joey - stand-up comedian, song and dance man, BBC Newcastle <em>Breakfast Show</em> co-presenter and one of stars of the BBC3 sitcom <strong>Ideal</strong> - performs his one-man comedy musical, <em>Monopolise</em>. (Music by Mark Deeks, book by Alfie Joey and Keith Topping). Featuring Fred Astaire-style numbers in a Sam Spade picture with a dash of Rat Pack seasoning and more than a touch of The Marxist Brothers. This rousing celebration of murder most monopolous promises thrilling thrills and silly spills for all the family. <br />
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'Alfie spreads joy like a virus, he will make you feel glad to be alive' - <i>Time Out</i>.<br />
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<strong>Dates So Far Confirmed</strong>: <br />
<strong><a href="http://unitytheatreliverpool.co.uk/whats-on/atunitytheatre/details/14-alfie_joey.html#">Liverpool Unity Theatre</a></strong> Saturday 30 April<br />
<a href="http://www.live.org.uk/index.php"><strong>Newcastle Live Theatre</strong></a> Friday 15 July<br />
<a href="http://www.pleasance.co.uk/edinburgh/"><strong>Edinburgh Pleasance Theatre </strong></a>(part of the Edinburgh Festival) Monday 22 August<br />
<a href="http://www.customshouse.co.uk/theatre-details.aspx?id=596"><strong>South Shields Customs House</strong></a> Friday 2 September<br />
<a href="http://www.leisureworksonline.co.uk/empireevents.cfm"><strong>Consett Empire</strong></a> Friday 7 October<br />
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More to follow ... </div>Yer actual Keith Telly Toppinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15991339362793260243noreply@blogger.com